The Box God

All Hail the Box God!

"Praise be unto him, that which gives what we need and takes what we do not. He shalt lend a hand to those in need, with metal and bells, shall herald his coming. Hallowed be his name, that which exists in all realms near and far. Praise The Box God"

-Box God Prayer #7

Is responsible for some of the most obscure bullshittery

The box god is an entity beyond the comprehension of mortals. It does not communicate in a language anyone can properly understand and it's age is unknown. The power of this being is just as incomprehensible. No one can tell it's motivations nor it's desires however one thing is clear.

When the box god appears, chaos and confusion will come near.